HR had a run-in with Shred-It.

The result—we really did dread it.

We had lots of old files.

They were stacked up for miles.

But the man said that he wouldn’t get it.

Then along came Cecil and Cliff

Who got a little bit miffed.

They talked to the man

And came up with a plan

And our shredding was gone really swift.

As Heroes, there’s none can compare.

They’re the answer to our shredding prayers.

They made the files disappear.

There was no more to fear.

‘Cause they didn’t want to haul it back upstairs!

Thanks to Clifford and Cecil who have to carry our old files upstairs (three flights) and then back down again (three flights) many, many times.